found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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