so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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