Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My pussy is not your playground.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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