Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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