Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You took a bar mat shot.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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