Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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