she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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