Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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