I'll bet she douches with gravy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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