in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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