Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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