Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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