Ambien. No doubt about it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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