Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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