are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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