Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza