called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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