Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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