Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Boobs are out for the taking
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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