The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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