On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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