erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
A bitchslap is in order.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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