If i come over, it means nothing
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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