ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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