I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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