i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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