the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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