Yo dont text me then not text me
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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