it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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