dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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