hotel room ftw
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I am naked and annoyed.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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