Christians are straight up FREAKS
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
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this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's official drugs can't kill me
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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