we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize