So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He passed out mid-signature
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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