All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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