Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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