I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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