im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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