im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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