Where is the hickey?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We are all done wearing pants today
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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