I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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