so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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