please come you make the beer taste better
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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