Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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