this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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