Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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this will be a night to untag.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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