Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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