Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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