We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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