Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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