nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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