I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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