So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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