and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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