yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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