her vagine was all disorganized.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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